'' Jo Pati Apni Biwi se Darte Hai,
Vo Swarg Mein Jate Hai,
Aur Jo Nahi Darte Unke Liye,
Dharti He Swarg Ke Saman Hai ''
'' Ladka Aur Ladki Ek Restaurant Mein Gaye !
Waiter : Mam Aap Kuch Lengi,
Ladki : Bhaiya Ek Sabji Wali Roti Lana,
Waiter : Kya...?
Ladka : Gao Se Aye Hai, Pizza Mang Rahi Hai ''
'' Jinko Hum Chunte Hai,
Wo He Hame Dhunte Hai,
Chahe Biwi Ho Ya Neta,
Dono Kha Sunte Hai..''
'' U.P Mein Ek Romiyo Khuli Sadak Par
Sadak Film Ka Gana Gatee Gatee Jaa Raha Tha
Jab Jab Pyar Pe Phera Hua Hai
Pyar Aur Bhi Ghera Hua Hai
Aaj Wo Ladka Thappad Pe
Thappad Khake Bhera Hua Hai...
Kuki, Har Chorahe Par Anti Romio Dal,
Thera Hua Hai..''
'' Kabhi Thanda Kabhi Gram Piya Karo
SMS kuch naya-naya kiya kro
Are kanjus
Kabhi to net pack bhi dalwaliya kro
Hum hasi ke doctor hai
Roz hamse hasi ki khurak liya kro ''
'' Sab khete hai ki khuda ne aapko
Badi fursat mein banaya hoga
Sahi khete hai
Kuki faltu ke kam fursat mein he kiye jate hai..''
! Aaj Ki Taza Khabar !
'' Facebook par hua duniya ka
sabse bada hadsa
chat ke doran dono me hua tha pyar
ek dusre se milne ke liye
jab phoche garden mein
to pata chala ki
dono pati patni the...''
! Pati - Patni Aur Aashiq !
'' Ek aurat apne aashiq ke sath ghum rahi thi
Utne mein uske pati ne dekh liya
Aur vo aashiq ko peetne laga...
.
Aurat : Mar sale ko
Khudki biwi ko to ghumata nahi hai
Aur dusro ki biwi ko ghumane le jata hai..
.
Ye sunkar aasiq ko gussa agya
Aur ab vo uske pati ko peetne laga..
.
Aurat : Mar sale ko
Na khud ghumane le jata hai
Aur na dusro ko lejane deta hai...''
'' Muh se nikli bat kaman se nikla teer
Aur mohobbat me karai gaye
Recharge ke paise kabhi vapas
Laut ke nahi aate...''
'' Do premiyo ne suicide ki planing ki
1 2 3 4 5
OH My God.. Ladka Kud gaya,,
Ladki ne dekha aur ankhe bnd karke muh fer liya..
Ladke ne hawa mein parachute khola aur jor se bola
Mujhe pata tha chudail tu nahi kudegi
Tab se iss pratha ki shuruwat hue..
Ladies First..''
'' Itihas gawah hai ki alarm bnd karne ke baad
Jitni mast neend aati hai
Utni to puri rat mein nahi aati..''
! Aaj Ka Gyan !
'' Khete hai ki, Maa Baap ke karmo ka fal
santa ko bhugatna he padta hai
Lekin, Kabhi kabhi iska fal
Damad ko bhi bhugatna padta hai...''
! Bf and Gf On Facebook !
'' Bf : Tum par bhi devi mata aari hai,
kabhi bataya nahi tumne !!
Gf : What..??
Bf : Teri Profile Pic dekhi mene bikhre balo wali...''
'' Kal ek dost updesh thok raha tha,
Loha Lohe ko kat ta hai
Heera Heere ko kat ta hai
Tabhi piche se aakar use kutte ne
kat liya updesh khatam...''
'' Mujhe koi phone par Dhamkiya de raha hai,
.
Police : Kon hai jo apko dhamkiya de raha hai,
.
Customer care wale bol rahe hai,
Agar bill jama nahi karwaya to kat denge...''
'' Jese daru ki dukane bnd ho rahi hai,
Thik usi prakar Beauty Parlour bhi bnd hone chahiye,
.
Jisse ladkiyo ke Original Chere samne ayenge,
Aur desh mein ladke kam fasenge,
.
AKHIL BHARTIYE
1 kilo makeup lagae hue ladkiyo se thage hue
LADKO KA SANG....''
